pickle barrel
a sl-t or hoe who has had many d-cks in her.
that hoe right there is the sickest f-cking pickle barrel i ever rolled in.
large cask left out in old barns built in early 20th century. was originally used to house pickled cuc-mbers, but ended up being a convenient elbow rest for the receiving member of 2 gay-in-denial rednecks to use for engaging in b-tts-x.
gay-in-denial redneck #1: “hey cletus, full moon tonight, how bout we go down to the old barn and visit the ol’ pickle barrel?”.
cletus: “sounds like a hootin’ and a hollerin’ time to me!”. “but make d-mn sure to bring plenty of moonshine for yours truly.” “the last time you bent me over the ol’ pickle barrel you made my sphincter gape so hard i thought it was gonna done rip!”. “i need plenty of cousin donnie’s body-numbing midnight moonshine to get my b-tthole through another full moon of pickle barrel debauchery”.
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