Pickle Shits


occurs when bystanders sporadically sh-t themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of all body functions.
asian: “so that’s why i can’t eat vegetables.”
white dude: “i see . . omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
asian: “oh dear jesus . .” -vomit- -vomit- -pickle sh-ts-
white dude: “ohhh the horror!! -rips eyes out- -pickle sh-ts-
occurs when bystanders sporadically sh-t themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of all body functions.
asian: “so that’s why i can’t eat vegetables.”
white dude: “i see . . omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
asian: “oh dear jesus . .” -vomit- -vomit- -pickle sh-ts-
white dude: “ohhh the horror!! -rips eyes out- -pickle sh-ts-
1. a common expression used to verbally express frustration, anger, or sometimes joy. similar to the “wily” and “clean,” the word “picklesh-t” can be applied to almost every situation known to man.
2. literal sh-t that comes from a pickle.
1. -stubs toe on furniture- “pickle sh-t!” or -wins the lottery- “i love pickle sh-t!”
2. “did you see that pickle sh-t that the pickle just sh-t?”

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