pickled penis
there was this lady and she really wanted to have s-x, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. the jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a p-n-s in it, and said “all you have to do is open the jar and say ‘pickle p-n-s my v-g-n-‘ and it will start having s-x with you”. so later she tries out the pickle p-n-s and it works great. that is until her husband walks in and he shouts “what the h-ll is that” and the woman says “it’s a pickled p-n-s” unfortunately her husband replied “pickle p-n-s my -ss”
person1: hey u heard about this pickled p-n-s story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got f-cked in the -ss
person1: apperently ye
instance where the p-n-s may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.
due to excessive amount of jacking off, imran soon suffered from pickled p-n-s. ouch!
when a man has screwed too long his p-n-s looks like a pickle.
pickled p-n-s has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you’ve been in the bath too long
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