pickton


the art of deceptively retaining the services of a prost-tute whilst planning his or her (more commonly her) demise. typically, one would use the prost-tute for their services and dispose of them immediately thereafter. although, in some cases one would simply seek out a prost-tute for the sole purpose of disposing of them. in either case, said disposal should take place at a pig farm.

while there may be an initial investment required, such as a retainer fee charged by said prost-tute, this fee is typically returned to the customer after disposal. the only costs incurred by a customer should be for the following:
-gas to drive to and from the pig farm
-a shovel
-a bag of lime
hooker: hey there cutie, you lookin’ for a good time?
pickton wannabe: yea, hop in.
hooker: where are you taking me?
pickton wannabe: to a farm.

the end.
when you “bang” someone and stick them in the freezer shortly after.
dude a: dude, last night did you get any?

dude b: ya man, i pulled a pickton last night.

dude a: ok.
a pig farmer who murdered 50 prost-tutes
don’t go with pickton, you won’t come back, hon.

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