picture perfect


as perfect as a picture
such was the picture perfect landscape that it caught the admiring eye of many a p-sser-by.
when someone alters a picture on their facebook or mysp-ce page to make themselves look better then they really are. often used as a way to make themselves hotter, or make themselves look like they have met someone or done something that they really haven’t.
me: hey i like your mysp-ce picture
you: oh yeah, it’s totally picture perfect.

me: really?.. i hate you

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