Pidgeoning


the act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else’s -n-s, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.
a statement: “david is a dirty pidgeoner”

a threat: “if you don’t stop looking at me i’ll give you a good pidgeoning”

a proposition: “if you go get the lube i’ll let you do the pidgeoning”

a question: “would you like a sandwich or would you rather i stuck this pidgeon up your -rs-?”
the act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)
“haha, tim’s asleep, shall i pidgeon him?!”

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