pie crust
the dried up left over residue on you w-ng after having s-x your girl and not taking a shower that night.
“dude i forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my w-nk.”
the filthy, diseased, nasty layer of sc-m covering a p-ssy rank with more stds than you can name. just looking at it makes d-cks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. so nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
“man, i was about to f-ck this b-tch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the pie crust on that was so nasty i puked.”
the dried up left over residue on you w-ng after having s-x your girl and not taking a shower that night.
“dude i forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my w-nk.”
a crusty pirate. once prominent in the days of blackbeard and captain cook, the pie crust is now a nearly extinct breed.
“when maya dressed up as a pirate for halloween, she looked like a pie crust.”
when a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.
wow, look at melissa, she needs to wear bigger pants. she is a pie crust b-tch.
old -ss p-ssy.
that b-tch is so old there’s nothin’ left but pie crust.
the dried up left over residue on you w-ng after having s-x your girl and not taking a shower that night.
dude i forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust all on my w-nk.
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