Pie me
originally a term used to mean “i would like some more pie, please”, pie me has come to mean so much more than that. originally used in yvonne wojtalik’s famous blog, attracted to shiny things, pie me indicates that you want the best, nay, all that life has to offer. life is a juicy pie, and you want a slice, baby.
traditional – when at a restaurant, wave the waitress over and yell “pie me!”
contemporary – when playing blackjack at the casino, look the dealer in the eye and say “pie me”.
cutting edge – when in bed with your lover, look him/her in the face and scream “pie me!!!”
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