Pie Skelpin
pie skelpin is a s-xual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !
it’s a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.
i.e. ” yeah wantin yer pie skelped? = you wanting your f-nny sh-gged!?”
” yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?”
” yeh wantin yer pie skelped?”
” ho you yah pie skelper! ”
another variation is pastie smasher !
” yah wantin yer pastie smashed?”
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