pied pipper of manhatten


a pedo who uses an old captain crunch whistle to signal all the little boys of the town. it has been rummored that the pied piper of manhatten is known for giving energy m-ssages to youthful boys in the nude.
steve jobs spent the night blowing his old captain crunch whistle. all the little boys of manhattens 2600 group flocked to him for energy m-ssages. he is the pied pipper of manhatten mang.

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