pienis


|pīnis|

a p-n-s, the male s-x organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.
when the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

“if you’re a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you’re a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam…call 1-800-pienis!”
cross between pie and p-n-s
a p-n-s wider than it is long and covered in a layer of sm-gm- making the crust
similar to a choad, jus unclean
i heard that dudes got a small d-ck
yeah he totally has a pienis

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