piesexual
if you give a person pie they will get s-xual
sam-cas, dean is pies-xual
cas–lightbulb goes off-
cas–gets pie-
cas-dean i got you pie
dean-bed. now.
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someone who is s-xually attracted to pie.
person one: god im h-rny
person two: yeah, i just wanna f-ck a pie
person one: ….what?
person two: im pies-xual
a person who takes s-xual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. the flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between pies-xuals.
the custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply pies-xual.
a very misunderstood form of s-xuality.
the act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. “spoiling the pie”
a relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the pies-xual to become heteros-xual or even h-m-s-xual is useless. the human generally finds themselves alone, watching the pies-xual consume the pie alone.
the number of s-xual partners a pies-xual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
susie: “hey, i baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
john: “no! just give me the pie and walk away. i don’t want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!”
susie: “oh john, i wish you weren’t so pies-xual!”
a person who prefers the more “curvy” woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that “big is beautiful”.
ross: so, you hear the news? dave is dating chunky kim.
spike: really?
ross: yup, official since last week.
spike: i always knew he was a pies-xual.
a form of s-xuality that was created by razzle, a bunny. it all started when razzle had his first pie. he suddenly felt nothing towards girl bunnies or boy bunnies all he wanted was pie
usually when one becomes pie s-xual it results in sparkles that doesn’t let yous sleep and levitation of your body like superman
example of pie s-xual s-x
razzle: i rub the pies vigorously all over my body until i receive violent -rg-sms.
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