Pig-Hitter


1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it’s being p-ssed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they p-ss the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs
bob: -cough- here, gus, it’s your turn.
john: don’t mind if i do!
gus: dude! you already went! it’s my turn now!
bob: gosh, john, you’re such a pig-hitter!

dude1: what the…why is the bowl finished already?
dude2: aw sorry man, i can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and sh-t?
dude2: well, i got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
dude1: what?! i never took you for a pig-hitter!

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