when you sh*t on someone’s car
dillon: oh i’m sorry to hear that you got pigeon hailed
doug: yeah, i wish i knew who did it though, took me an hour to get the shine back in the clearcoat
dillon: haha, yeah… guess we’ll never know dillon slowly hides taco bell wrappers
- spazmoidal fish
a fish that keeps having sudden spasms while swimming i think that fish in the biology lab only got killed cuz it was a spazmoidal fish 🙁 ikr so sad 🙁
the world biggest b*tch n*gg* you could ever find. don’t hangout with a tivursio because they make you lose b*tches. if you ever encounter a tivursio run n*gg*!!! oh sh*t it tivursio , run foo!!!!
to expel intestinal gas through the *n*s after a giant poo. like one expels a placenta after childbirth. oh man.. i feel so good after i do my ~~ -what was that? –oh, just my daily flartcenta
the religion based off the belief that irvine, california exists as a prosperous technology hub of orange county. many who are oppose the following of irvinism state that the city is but a mere lake. man, that little dingus is now a staunch believer of irvinism. what a basic individual.