piggard
a dumb, yet jolly person who enjoys eating piggishly and is ignorant to almost anything anyone has to say. not to be confused with a slob or a ‘fat sh-t,’ but one who is merely chubby and amused easily. also usually very gullable and easily confused.
“mista corleone, p-ss me that hotdog, mama mia”
(godfather accent) “fughettabout-t”
(apologetic) “mr. don corleone. i meant meant no disrespect. please, mista corleone, f-give me. it’s just.. your such a piggard”
(g-dfather shoots goon in the head)
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