Piggie Plague
a better and funnier name for the dreaded swine flu, or the h1n1 virus.
mr. a: watch out for the piggie plague!! aaarrggh!!! it’s got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! -doesn’t die, just falls asleep-
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