Pigophobia
the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, b-tch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking
hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks “you a fat pig?”
she says “no”
he says “good because i have pigophobia”
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