Pigpocket


noun: a person who steals bacon from the pockets or handbags of others in public places. in most cases bacon is secretly planted into the victims person so as to persuade the public to the opinion that the victim was a bacon h–rder.
bacon h–rder one: what about that guy, man?”
bacon h–rder two: “i don’t trust him, i heard that he is a d-mn pigpocket!”
a girl that a heteros-xual male can basically carry around in his pocket to perform s-xual favours on command. if she does a poor job you scream “sooeyyy” at her until she leaves, and then she is no longer your pigpocket and you have to find a new pigpocket who will suck n’ f-ck better.
i was unsuccessful in trapping a girl into f-cking me tonight, i guess ill call upon the pigpocket to do what she does best!

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