pigs don’t fly



a phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don’t behave the way you do.
a boy comes home from physical sciences cl-ss and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

his mother: james, is this f-sag? what are you doing? pigs don’t fly you silly.

james: it’s not f-sag, it’s to impress my physics teacher.

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