Pigs Ear
to make a right mess of things, to b-ll-cks up a task, either at work, or driving the car, making a faux pas.
a] i was filing back some doc-ments and would you believe it, i made a right pigs ear of it, i misfiled everything.
b] i made so many spelling mistakes on my doc-ment, i made a right pigs ears of it, my boss got the right -rs- ache. he asked me if i had heard of a spell checker.
c] i was backing the car out of the garage, i overshot the drive and smacked it one against the gate post, scratching it. ‘what a pigs ear i made of that one’
pig’s ear, slang for beer.
jon, while your up mate get us a ‘pig’s ear’.
beers.
“lets grab a few pigs ears for the ride home”
australian rhyming slang for a beer.
“oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse”.
translated – hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.
c-ckney rhyming slang for beer
bloak: you up for havin’ a few pigs mate?
yank: naw dude, i’m married.
bloak: “pigs” you w-nker! pig’s ear = beer! get it?
yank: o yeah, haggis all around! haha.
c-ckney rhyming slang meaning ‘beer’.
“let’s go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig’s ear.”
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