pigs in a blanket

it is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.
“dude, i am going to go for a threesome tonight!” “look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a ‘pigs in a blanket’.”
a delicious breakfeast consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. served smothered with syrup on top. rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.
dad: what do you kids want for breakfast?
kids: pigs in a blanket!
dad: are you sure you don’t want french toast instead?
another name for weed , pot , or marijuana.
examples :

im trying get to get blown , do you have some pigs in a blanket ?

i had some pigs in a blanket this morning now i’m on cloud nine.
its when you rub your d-ck up and down the outside of a girls p-ssy (but inside the lips), hitting the cl-t with the head of your d-ck.
give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!
slang word for “docking”
“dude ima go wrap the pigs in a blanket”
“ok chuck”
“raaisins :)”
pigs in a blanket, n. – the act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for s-xual reasons.
marcos: hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and seth .
trent: yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
this phrase can be called out after any action or word that violates some rule and is not allowed to be said or done in public. you can call ‘pigs in a blanket’ on anything that you think is inappropriate; especially after racial or ethnic slurs.
an asian man is sitting near you on a bus.
doug: did you hear the one about the j-panese guy and the three prost-tutes?
tyler: pigs in a blanket, man.

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