Pigskin Facial
when a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.
the pigskin facial was made famous by sportscaster pam oliver in 2013.
“man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a m-ssive pigskin facial!”
video example, see: pam oliver takes chandler harnish football to the face before colts-giants game
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