Pikachuphilia

being s-xually attracted to a pikachu or romanticizing or s-xualizing a pikachu in your mind. someone with pikachuphilia might find themselves jacking off to a pikachu or cuddling a pikachu plush in a slightly questionable manner. pikachu is a cartoon yellow electric mouse pokémon. an anime character often objectified in fan fiction and fan made anime p-rn. people who get their knocks off from pikachu or any other pokémon can be labeled as an pikachuphile. phile meaning s-xual fondness of. similar to the terms necrophile or pedophile. pikachuphile is the act of testosterone and s-xual prowess that would make a girl or boy really s-xually fixated to pikachu. girls tend to suffer from pikachuphilia at a surprisingly alarming rate. many girls keeping a large pikachu plush into their mid to late 30s. most forms of anime or cartoon have twisted perversion that follows it. but pikachu almost has a following of girls and boys that would literally have s-x with it. and it is more common than you think.
devin- sup dude, can i tell you a secret? you might think i am weird.
carl- go ahead, you are my friend. i don’t judge. you can thrust me
devin- oh ok, its kinda weird though.
carl- i don’t care, say it. you’re with friends here.
devin- i think i kinda suffer from pikachuphilia
carl- wtf is that?
devin- i am going to cut to the chase, i think pikachus are hot dude. i want to bang a pikachu missionary.

carl- woah woah woah, what the actual f-ck.
devin- see you judged me. you said you wouldn’t
carl- nah, its ok. whatever floats your boat. i just wasn’t ready for that.
devin- it’s ok. i just had to tell someone. my l-st for pikachu cant be contained any more.
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