pikelet


brummie word for crumpet, as in those round things filled with holes that you spread b-tter on and eat for breakfast.
(in supermarket)

brummie: do you have any pikelets?

shop -ssistant: what the f-ck is a pikelet?
a pikelet, a small, flat doughy m-ss which takes approximately 0 i.q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a ‘pikelet’ is an extremely stupid person.

also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the “golden pikelet award” only to be awarded in extreme cases.
in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: “hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?”
-ssistant: “mate, you are a bl–dy pikelet!”
a diminutive term for one who pikes, a female piker.
dialogue while discussing a social event:

pikelet: i don’t think i’ll make it tonight, i have to wash my hair
friend: you little pikelet!

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