piketty
v. to fill in missing data with a wild–ss guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making sh-t up that gives you the result you desire.
named after celebrity economist thomas piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and p-ssing them off as historical data.
i forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so i’ll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.
i guess i should’ve studied for that test more. i pikettied half the answers.
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