pilbeam
g-ds gift.
a god gift to us all. the most amouros lover.
the one who brings sunshine to your life.
he’s/ she’s a real pilbeam.
to be a pilbeam.
he’s a pilbeam in bed,
i’d do him.
pilbeams are clever handsome s-xay and great fun.
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