pilch


to sh-t yourself as a result of being completely p-ssed
1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed
a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up c-m (s-m-n) after masturbating
john, please throw me my pilch, i’m finished and need to clean up.
the act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.
“sorry guys, i’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”
a v-g-n-.
she’s got that ill pilch.
a strange individual, in all a git.
please just shut up pilch.
where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily
i just pilched my exams!
used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.
i love your new hairstyle, it’s really pilch.
those jeans are pilch.
i went to a pilch party last night!

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