pilching


some -sshole got my definition erased, which i think is a real stuffed-c-nt thing to do.

pilching is the act of pickpocketing someone, and finding that in their pocket there is a pathetic little hard-on waiting for you.

the pilchee usually greets you with a smile, not knowing what a pathetic f-cking life he really leads. so f-ck you morons who would have my definition erased, you can all eat my bl–dy yeasty c-nt!

– naima ondaatje
i pilched the wrinkly perverted b-st-rd and his tiny purple-headed warrior vomited its salty vds at me!

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