pilger


to pilger. the act, undertaken by a lesbian, of causing a predominantly straight girl to question her heteros-xuality. usually involves excessive charm and schmoozing. mostly applies to college-age females.
“wow, that mary really pilgered me; i’m starting to think maybe i’m not as straight as i thought i was!”

“g-d, that straight chick is hot . . .i really want to pilger her!”

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