pillow carrier
(1) a gentleman who carries his lady’s pillow
(2) a man so secure in his masculinity that he will perform acts of great sensitivity and courtesy without giving a thought to what his coworkers or his lady’s roommate or neighbor might think.
caliban: didst i see thou with pillow in hand yesterday eve?
ferdinand: thine eyes did not deceive thee, foul wretch. verily i carried miranda’s pillow, but think not that i stepped o’er my bounds thereby.
caliban: thou art her pillow carrier alone, then?
ferdinand: faith, ’tis true.
from william shakespeare’s “the tempest,” act ii, scene 3.
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