pillow dick
a person who constantly takes your pillow, that you yourself picked out, & switches it out with their sh-tty pillow that they picked out. they then proceed to act as if they picked out the good pillow, & you should take the sh-tty pillow.
or, a person who has discarded a pillow because “i don’t like it. it doesn’t work.” – complaining wife. only to take it back, every night, after you (being the husband), rescued said pillow from a meaningless existence in the linen closet.
quit being such a pillow d-ck.
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