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• pimpalate

  to revamp one’s own pimp status (i.e. to pimp oneself); to ball (even harder), to roll (even smoother), to pimp (out) lil’ jon pimpalated his pimp cup wit mad ice and krazy bling.

• pinched a loaf

  pinching a loaf refers to when one’s sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing t-rd in half. the result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one’s r-ct-m to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness. wife: honey, what’s taking you so long. we’re going to […]

• Pinching a loaf

  or to pinch a loaf – having a sh-t 1. yo b-tch get my dinner ready, i’m gonna go pinch a loaf 2. i wouldn’t go in there for 35-40 minutes, some b-st-rds’ pinched a loaf

• Pipe of Paradise

  a cyclindical contraption (hose) inserted up between the male or female b-ttocks (-n-s) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner. bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his affection.

• Pissing like the Co-op horse

  a lengthy stand up p-ss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending. co-op horse – used to pull the milk float in years gone by. he must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he’s p-ssing like the co-op horse

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