Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)


the dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the “crotch” belt point.
john: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

mike: really how is it?

john: its all good but i am starting to get pilots p-n-s syndrome (pps)

mike: oh sh-t..darla is gonna be p-ssed.

john: yeah…..

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