she da swaggiest person on da earth
she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith
yo, you so coo, but not pimp daddy faith coo.
you gotta pimp daddy faith a$$
something that is dank and at the same time fabulous “wow that meme was dankulous”
- jesus ray
when the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a jesus ray, especially if it is also raining. you: i was having kind of a down day, but then! a jesus […]
- stinky waffle
when a guy takes a sh-t on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the sh-t look like a waffle “what are you doing?” “just giving my girl a stinky waffle”
a word often used as a excuse for a misfortune you’re not responsible for. for example: you would like to visit a friend in a far off location but currently there are neither available public transportation services nor hitchhiking opportunities whatsoever. ”hey, are you still coming to my place tonight?” ”let me have a look… […]
- cold on
the b-n-r you get from cold water. me: -jumps in freezing pool- friend: -jumps in after me- me: ah sh-t! i’ve got a cold on!