pimp field


a hardcore pimp can generate a pimp field, an incredible invisible field similar to magnetic fields but much stronger. the strength of these fields vary with the power of the pimp.

generation of a pimp field is automatic and does not require any effort from the hardcore pimp.

while automatic, the pimp field is exponentially proportional to the pimp’s skill, mental acuity, contentment, and spirit. it decreases directly proportionally to the amount of softcore actions that they commit (pimping “hoes”, gaining wealth, moral decay)

master hardcore pimps have been known to generate pimp fields that extend from pole to pole on the earth.
shiznit! the hardcore pimp got one tight–ss pimpin’ pimp field! ain’t no superman gonna fly through it!

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