Pimp Mustard


a ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with easy mac. furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
geez that julia hume… her adorable nose reminds me of some sl-tty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

sl-t easy mac accountant ryan bruce

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