pimp-P.I.M.P. Pussy Instantly Makes Profit

1)noun-a businessman that earns profit by supplying the demand for s-xual favors by providing paying clients(tricks)a supply of women(hoes)to indulge themselves with. also, protects and provides for the needs of a hoe whereby she can earn her pay. 2)noun-a term of endearment and comradery used amongst young males. 3)noun-a complimentary term used to identify a man who dates or has s-x with several different women whether they know or not.(see note) 4)verb-to walk with a bounce in one’s step as to denote coolness. 5)verb-to work or struggle persistantly with something untill success is achieved. the addition of any suffix -ing, -ish, etc. will generally mean something that is hip, cool, in style, or looks good. note: the word is often confused with the term player(see def. 3). many non game oriented people and haters often get the two confused. a player is not a pimp anymore than a paralegal is an attorney or a nurse is a doctor. also, the true term pimp incorperates a very broad spectrum. because as all halfway competent adults should know s-x is sold in many forms and places, not just on street corners in the hood. so whether you’re some jilted, feminist b-tch or some conservative, self righteous, republican -sshole or just a hater in general don’t knock pimpin. it’s just another capitalistic endevour and a way to achieve financial independence and after all isn’t that what america is all about.
1. my uncle used to be a pimp and kept hoes on the track, but he ain’t got sh-t on hugh hefner.
2. “what’s crackin, pimp.”
3. my cousin got 4 numbers at the club last night, that n-gg- is a pimp.
4. i seen your boy pimpin down the street.
5. i had to pimp the sh-t out of my oil filter before i could get it on.