pimp skitters


an affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.
“man, i don’t know why i’ve got the pimp skitters today. all i had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a c-ke.”

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