pimple farmer


an adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. his activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting lindsay lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

the name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.
you pimple farmers need to:

1.) get outside
2.) get laid
3.) get a clue

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