pimpmatized


american rapper, too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.

pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.

the rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):

1. never love a b-tch or a hoe.

2. always act cool.

3. break a b-tch (poor or rich)

4. keep your hoe. (most important)
come to my school and get pimpmatized!

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