pimpshizzle
noun. meaning: one amazingly ballin’–ss motha f-cka, who is so f-ckin’ cool that bottles and cans recycle themselves in his presence, nuclear waste cleans up after itself, and computer viruses disappear when he enters a room. taught macgyver everything he knows. anyone with a master’s degree in bad-ssery and a doctorate in smart-ssery.
“whoa! what the h-ll is that?!”
“this is my broadsword. b-tch.”
“you are the pimpshizzle, indeed.”
when someone is beyond the pimp and is sizzlin’ like bacon.
“did you see that…that…that pimp so pimp, he was pimp shizzle! unbelievable.”
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