pina colada
a terrible song.
do you like piña coladas?
or getting caught in the rain?
or the feel of the ocean?
or the taste of champagne?
a c-cktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).
lisa made out with chris after one too many pina coladas last night.
during a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, one guy -j-c-l-t-s and one guy pees into the girl’s open mouth. she then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.
guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty?
girl: yes very
guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a pina colada
a great c-cktail that contains
cream
pineapple juice
rum
lisa and i ordered a pina coladas at the resturant.
a drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.
would you like a “pina colada” tonight?
or
“last night, heath made me a pina colada.”
“really?”
“yes, and he went down on me while i drank it…”
“wow!”
a pina colada is known as a c-cktail, on the other hand if you have a very immature mind a pina colada is known as a p-n-s!!
darian: do you like pina coladas?!?!
shannon: o yes, very creamy
darian: -laughs-
the s-m-n and juices left on the d-ck, -ss, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver
nick: man i f-cked the h-ll out of that sl-th earlier
brian: did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
nick: yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when i kicked her out!
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