pinapple express


the act of quickly inserting a pinapple in to ones -n-s
i need to loosen that -ss up. how bout the pinapple express?
a type of s-xual intercourse between two friends, or people wanting to be more than friend, or between boyfriend + girlfriend.
involves boxers with ‘pinapple express’ written on the back, palm trees in the bedroom and the scent of pinapples on the girl.
this type of s-x is very fruity and exotic.

(is recommended for some other people who are bored with their s-x lives and want some excitement)

this type of s-x has nothing to do with the stoner movie called “pinapple express”.
person a – “so i heard you and zach… pinapple expressed last night?”
person b – “oh yeah! it was a totally different experience!”

person c – “dude! did you pinapple express gillian last night?”
person d – “totally! dude, you should try it sometime yourself!”

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