pinch a hot loaf


the act of taking a sh-t in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn’t pay the heat bill, or is too f-cking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you sh-t, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
“man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there.”

“yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a sh-thole bar like that.”

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