Pinchy Mormon


a member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.
“what is that? whole milk? jonathan babin, you are such a pinchy mormon.”

Read Also:

  • fruit boots

    rollerblades. haha, check out those fruit boots. 1. a slang synonym for “inline skates,” which are also known by the brand name “rollerblades.” this term was coined by skateboarders frustrated by the m-ss influx of generally clueless, and un-bservant inline skaters that always get in the way at skateparks. it is a perjorative term used […]

  • pooty bo poot

    a large lady that took a hot fudge steamer on a dog. your mother is a pooty bo poot

  • Johny Storm

    when you put bengay all over you p-n-s then having s-x and finishing before you have to go to the hospital. that last johny storm was rough i had more stamina than i thought and almost had to call 911.

  • Johny Apple Swoll

    a nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him. dude 1: “bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he’s benching like 315!” dude 2: “i am so ready to work out now! that guy […]

  • popcorn bud

    the buds on a female cannabis plant that are closer to the leaves. these buds are of low value because they contain more leaves, which is considered a contaminant. they make excellent hash, which is excellent for fighting tumors. bob marley should have made hash instead of smoking so many joints. popcorn buds would have […]


Disclaimer: Pinchy Mormon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.