pineapple lasso
when you pay a hooker to perform -n-l as your mid -n-s you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a l-sso then take your money back
me”bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple l-sso”
friend “did you get your money back?”
me “you bet her -ss i did”
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