pineapple overlord
the original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, pineapple overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. pineapple overlord17 states that “the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ-red up mind game, purely for intertainment. its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of sp-ce and accomplishing nothing. people were funny as h-ll at first. then they got a little crazy… overboard… questioning who made them and cr-p so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank… and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. it grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell mysp-ce jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the f-ck out of there and minded our own buisness. by now i think its obvious who really won”
the pineapple overlords hate squ-res! your mother would be disgusted!
the original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, pineapple overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. pineapple overlord17 states that “the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ-red up mind game, purely for intertainment. its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of sp-ce and accomplishing nothing. people were funny as h-ll at first. then they got a little crazy… overboard… questioning who made them and cr-p so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank… and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. it grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell mysp-ce jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the f-ck out of there and minded our own buisness. by now i think its obvious who really won”
the pineapple overlords hate squ-res! your mother would be disgusted!
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