Pineapple Sunrise
waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your s-x partner’s b-tthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. also known as a hawaiian alarm clock, a waikiki wake-up call, and an -n-l aloha.
whilst on holiday in the american-hawaiian islands with my man-servant, wellington, i felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. much to my surprise, twas wellington’s mudhole i spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good pineapple sunrise. what-ho!
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