Pineapple Surprise
when you shave your p-b-s and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff pr-ckles around your f-nny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. then when you go to have s-x with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the pineapple surprise
“ow b-tch yo f-nny hairy” “pineapple surprise mother f-cker”
pineapple surprise – double shot of vodka with a pineapple mixer.
usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour pub.
oh my god bro… i was so hung to the jesus bone that i had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my monday morning sales meeting.
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