Pined


to be hit by a pine tree, such as when driving at high speeds through a forest.
dude, i was riding my bike in the mountains in gta v and i got pined so hard.
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being high as f-ck. derived from the word “pine” as in a pine tree.
bro, i am soooo freaking pined right now, i can’t talk!
to have ones -n-s penetrated with a pine cone.
i was riding my motorcycle when i was pined by a tree.
to get banged in the -ss really hard, usaully by a male. to get bent over and taken advantage of.
did you hear about dan getting pined? he said he really got it hard in the -ss, and coudln’t walk for weeks……poor guy!
to get benched in a sport
you got pined and it’s only the 3rd inning, lmf–

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